Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought about what kim kardashians face is going to look like while she's in labor? I'm guessing like her crying face except 100x worse.
Like the face I make when someone plays Taylor Swift in my presence.

Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU.
I PROBABLY LOVE YOU TOO WHO ARE YOU COME OVER HERE BE MY FRIEND LET ME LOVE YOU 
Anonymous asked: and i don't know about youuuuuu but i'm feeling twenty twoooooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous asked: I think you're sexy as fuck holy god lets have sex?
and also thank you that’s very sweet. :)
Anonymous asked: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
Anonymous asked: what state do you live in?
California. :)
(Insert a horrible Katy Perry reference here)
Anonymous asked: I don't know what it is about you, but I have a huge crush on you. I'm a few years older than you but I don't think we live in the same state, and I can't stand long distance shit. Oh well, C'est la vie.
Awh. :) Well whoever you are you totally made my day. For future reference I live in California. Maybe we’ll meet in person one day! :)

Anonymous asked: Why can't my body be perfect like yours?? D:
what!? don’t be crazy!!
but thank you so much :) you are too sweet 
Anonymous asked: haters gonna hate! much love from the east coast.
Anonymous asked: Why are you posting Facebook messages and showing pics and full names? Isn't that a little rude? I mean don't get me wrong, I do think that post is ahighly musing but it seems like an invasion of her privacy to have private messages all over the internet
In all honesty I had NO idea this would blow up, usually no one reblogs my personal posts or I would’ve blurred it! I never meant to ruin anyone’s privacy.
Anonymous asked: You have a ROCKIN' body .. too bad your face kills it.
Anonymous asked: where do you live
Anonymous asked: you have pretty eyes.
Awh, wow. :) Thank you, that’s really sweet ♥
Anonymous asked: WOW! You have an amazing body :O Do you wanna have sex? :P
Awwwwwh, thank you. :) And no that’s okay I’m all good on the sex at the moment 
Anonymous asked: Not asking, i just wanted to say that you're hot, so hot you make the sun look like a retarded pluto
b’awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :) 
that is so sweet, thank you so much!